So
You Want to Adopt a Dog?
If you want someone who will bring you the paper without first tearing it
apart to remove the sports section .
then adopt a dog.
If you want someone
willing to make a fool of himself simply over the joy of seeing you
.
then adopt a
dog.
If you want someone who
will eat whatever you put in front of him and never says it's not quite as good
as his mother made it ....
then adopt a dog.
If you want someone always willing to
go out, at any hour, for as long and wherever you
want.
then adopt a dog.
If you want someone who
will never touch the remote, doesn't care about football, and can sit next to
you as you watch romantic movies
then adopt a dog.
If you want someone who
is content to get up on your bed just to warm your feet and whom you can push
off if he snores .....
then adopt a dog.
If you want someone who
never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or
thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of
listening to, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually
.
then adopt a dog.
But, on the other hand,
if you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when
you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs around
all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire
existence is solely to ensure his happiness .
then adopt a cat!
