What, might you ask, is a Veeblefetzer? The official Veeblefetzer standard, from the LKC (Len's Kennel Club) is as follows.
General Description - A large lovable dog that resembles the Bouvier Des Flandres. NEWSFLASH! The LKC has formally expanded the general description to include "all lovable dogs, particularly those who have been 'rehomed' or rescued.
Weight - doesn't matter as long as it is a good dog and healthy.
Height - doesn't matter as long as it is a good dog.
Coat texture - doesn't matter as long as it is a good dog.
Coat color - doesn't matter as long as it is a good dog. The one exception is that the coat color must be in the visible spectrum. Invisible Veeblefetzers are not currenly recognized.
Temperment - must a good dog.
Disqualifying characteristics - none as long as it is a good dog.
Titles earned by my Veeblefetzers:
CH DirtyOl Dawg
CH Nimbus Des Goofus
CH Maximus Dufus
CH Grand Scale Veeble
CH Eddy da Stinker
CH Nimbus Ima Couch Tater
CH Sum Bitch
CH Minimus Obiedenceness
CH Lazy Asa Brick
CH Bouncy Blonde Bimbo
CH Exalted High Fetzer
CH Pooper Scooper
CH Maximus Drool Over You
CH Food Inhalerus
